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- 2 days ago
track name little gray cat theme song
play count 386301
- 2 days ago
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teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
- 2 days ago

cleffairie:

"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.

- 2 days ago
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
- 2 days ago

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

- 2 days ago

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

- 2 days ago

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

- 2 days ago

ciggers:

so how do i terminate people from my life?

- 2 days ago

spookashii:

i am not going to wait any longer